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$xhtml = array(
	'<{title}>' => 'Sundays and holidays',
	'<{body}>' => <<<END
<p>
	I have given up on trying to find a credit union through exploration.
	I keep not getting very far before having to come back home.
	Instead, I looked up credit unions on my mobile.
	My sister and I made plans to set out for the closest one, but it seems my file box does not contain my Social Security card.
	I forget why I pulled that out, but it&apos;s still at my former residence.
	I have a W-2 form with my Social Security number on it though, so that should work.
	Normally financial institutions just want the number off of it, so I shouldn&apos;t need the card itself.
	We made it to the credit union, but we had forgotten that today is Sunday, so the credit union is closed today.
	Furthermore, they have a note on their door saying that they will be closed tomorrow for labor day as well.
	We&apos;ll have to come back on Tuesday.
</p>
<p>
	I do not have Internet service at my home and cannot update my <a href="/a/canary.txt">warrant canary</a>.
</p>
END
);
